... Spread the Stupidity ...

Assalamualaikum... sekali lagi di sini erylz... erylz baru menerima e-mel...

Tajuknya, telah disebut di atas... (^^,)

......why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

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.....why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

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.....why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..

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......why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

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..........why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight..

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.....why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

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Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

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Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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Haa.. Mesti ada yg tersengih2 sensorang kan??

hik3...

salam sayang :

eRyLz